JMW

You are not the X Factor. You’re not Big Brother material and certainly never going to be a director from your You Tube clips. Now I have your attention, take a moment away from your hectic schedule to focus on this, or I could e-mail it to you like everyone else today.

You are ignorant, you are probably very lazy and only care about yourself, you know this because you have been told by relatives, friends and if you’re privileged enough, strangers on the street. You choose to ignore these comments, never to correct them, but who cares what they think because you’re beautiful right? Don’t answer that it’s rhetorical and I don’t care what you think. Enough of your good points, let’s focus on the negative areas like your obsession with TV shows featuring washed up celebrities eating each other for airtime or magazines reporting the latest kids to come out of Britney. You want to be a celebrity, to be recognised on the street, to have the wonderful status of a valued idiot.

But lets face it, you never will be.